Mind's full of fuck

gondors:

dudeufugly:

Benedict Cumberbatch’s deleted shower scene in Star Trek Into Darkness

I AM GONOA FUCKING PEE ON EBVRYTIHNG YOU REALIXEE JOHN HARRISNO I S NAKED IN THE SHOWER I’MN DONE BYE

A friend of mine:” EVERY OUNCE of blood rushed to my face, i got really hot, had to put the computer down to get a glass of water, couldn’t breath for a minute, almost fainted and then snapped back to realtiy land.” And her reaction makes this gif ten times better

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middy-booty:

lilfaux:

that-darn-hyena:

skully-pens:

cosmicremix:

tordles:

thingsthatsuckass:

marcovicci:

ah yes. my gender is blue with pink leg

so this is killing me cause my mind immediately thought.

and this is why im not allowed to be part of actual serious discussions.

i DONT UNDERSTAND THIS AT ALL I KEEP IMAGINING

I feel particularly close to this one:

THIS POST GET’S MORE FUCKIN HILARIOUS EVERY TIME I SEE IT!

I made a thing aswell.

So scandalous~

I’m so done right now

how can you have a female tummy tho

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spelledjustlikeescape:

i’m breathing in

the chemicals

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barackobama:

jimmychrist:

barack. 50. bisexual. im a boy and i wear makeup get over it. my parents dont understand me and i hate them. killjoy name: emobama exploder. this is an lgbt friendly blog. if u follow me i follow back.

omg no stop reblogging this it’s from my emo phase sTOP

(Source: sterlingarcher, via oh-the-hilarity)

malijuanastyles:

malijuanastyles:

I was sitting next to my crush last period and I started smiling in the middle of our quiz so he tapped me and whispered “hahah what’s so funny” and I said “ha nothin” but really I was thinkin about bouncin on his dick

HE’S GOING TO FIND THIS OH MY GOD PLEASE STOP REBLOGGING IT

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